Holy fucking hell it's been ages, upon ages, upon ages. I deleted this account.. for certain reasons, but thought: "What the hell, I'll re-activate it". In actuality I didn't know you COULD re-activate but damn, thank God that's possible. Anyways. I've done a LOT since my last '06 entry. KeyFlame Productions' material output has slowed in the past couple weeks but I've got the camera with me RIGHT NOW and for God knows what reason.. I've started creating a movie trailer.
I know. "What the fuck?". I don't even have any idea what this movie'll be about, or what'll happen in it but I'll be damned if I'm not making a trailer for it, lol. I've also created a back-up youtube account for just incase our KeyFlameProductions account gets suspended due to youtube getting all ass-fuckin' pissy over the AMV's I've done. (Same thing happened to my pal Aije/Aij3, etc.)
Anyways, the back-up account isn't 'Productions' it's, you guessed it: KeyFlameFilms. FILMS. Make it fancier and God.. DAMNIT - my screen, it keeps.. flashing BLACK. I'm about to go crazy 'cause I can't see shit. ..Okay, it's back to normal. Whatever normal is. Anyways, there's been a few good videos put out since my last '06 entry. I do believe one series has popped out and there's more series in the works. 'Course. I dunno. I might've written about the 'Randomnistics' trilogy in a previous entry but hey - I didn't read my old shit.
Oh, and, for this "Jaije" thing. I may mock Aije/Aij3. Out of boredom. The original idea was to just to shit on film to make her smile.. I dun like not seeing a grin on her face. 'Tis heartwrentching. Anyways. BELOW: ----v
I beat some huge-assed dragon last night on Twilight Princess. Let me tell you: that motherfucker was HARD. I like how even though it seems like you've killed the boss, he comes back stronger for a second run but I was HAPPY this dragon died the first time instead of coming back. Seriously.. you had to like grapple ahold of colums, and then these things flying in the air.. then grapple from one flying thing to the other dodging the dragon's fire and somehow grapple ahold of his back and stab your sword into an eyeball on it's back. It took me a good hour, or so if not more.
I fucking Love Twilight Princess.. apart from the fact that there IS no magic meter and it takes 5 heart pieces to make a container instead of just 4 pieces. ANYWAYS. Yeah. GUESS WHAT? I have PEPSI. It make me so hawny, yo. You know what else? I woke up an hour ago, took a shower & went to my brother's house to wait for my neice to get home. I used a hair straightener there. I love having my hair straightened.. and NO, that doesn't make me gay. My hair has a slight natural curl to it that I hate.
Anyways, yeah. So now my hair's all like FWOOSH instead of KERBOING. I almost got hit when I went to he store just a few seconds go. I was at a stop light & some crazy fucker barely missed my car by two inches, that AND the two cop cars chasing it almost hit me, too. Wreckless fucks.. and yeah. I'm about to go play TP. YAY (I wonder how far I have to go.. I'm almost 100 hours into the game).
I occasionally flip to the Oxygen channel, I think it is, and watch 'Talk Sex with Sue Johansan'. Never heard/seen it? It's basically a really old sex educator person-thing. She tells you how to pleasure, how to protect and all that jizz-jazz. Haha, I said jizz; cool. Anyways, she's freakin'.. what, almost 90? Seriously. Just watching that show makes you NOT want to have sex. She'll take a dildo and stroke it while taking a call from someone on the line and with the dildo she'll be like, "Do this to your man" blah blah. I'm glad she doesn't demonstrate blowjobs. Or, at least, IF she has I'm super glad I missed that episode.
Why is Ramen in the subject of this entry? She mentioned Ramen. I know. COINCIDENTALLY, I was eating some while watching. I can't remember what she said. I passed out after the show was over (tired), but whatever it was it seriously made me reconsider Ramen. I think she compared it to ass, or somethin', I don't know. I watched Michael Richard's', a.k.a. Kramer, from Seinfeld make an apology for what happened at The Laugh Factory friday night. If you dunno what happened, then just type in 'kramer racial', or something on youtube. He flipped out when two black dudes heckled him and interrupted his show sayin' racist shit like, "White mothafucka", or something.
He called 'em Niggers, blahblah said that 50 years ago we'd hang 'em and shove forks in their orafices, blahblah. It was cool. It was weird, though, 'cause he made the apology on The LateLate Show (I think that's it) with David Letterman. Fucking Jerry Seinfeld was a guest, too - that made it all.. iffy. ANYWAYS. I still found it funny, but you know what? I'm tired. Peace out -niggers-.
Hm? Oh. Sorry if you were looking for some elaborate explanation of my ways of thinking, etc. Theoretics is the name of my oh-so-permanent IMVU character. Yes, yes! I've actually settled down. I think I've made him look badass; here's a preview:
^-- that's him - Theoretics. I was going to use my AIM screen: Theoretikz, but I wanted to see if the proper version was free an' it was. All I hafta do is buy the name, and.. yeah. Anyways. Woo. That's all. <3.
Well. Got the shit a good couple of hours back, when it was still the 20th. I sat in heavy anticipation waiting for my chance to play it 'cause my mom hogged the piss out of it. I watched her play alittle bit of the first parts of Twilight Princess. I finally got my turn. It's easier than I thought it'd be, but let me tell you something. I don't like Twilight Princess. I mean.. I do. I really do, but there are two main things about the game that REALLY, REALLY FUCKING IRK ME: 1. The Legend of Zelda Mythology state that the hero of destiny shall bare a Triforce insignia on the back of his LEFT hand. IT'S ON HIS FUCKING RIGHT. This.. AND Link - from the VERY FIRST Zelda game ON has ALWAYS been LEFT HANDED. HE'S RIGHT HANDED IN FUCKING TWILIGHT PRINCESS. It doesn't feel like a Zelda game. Where's my left-handed Hero? This ain't what I'm use too. Sure, wow - a kid in a tunic, but it's all fucking ass-backwards. He's right-handed.. it feels like some other warrior, not Link. That's really all that gets on my nerves about the game (so far). I mean the whole blue-eyed beast thing is cool, but yeah.. I hate when they fuck with the mythology & shit. I'm a die-hard Zelda fan. Srsly, yo.. anyways, yeah.. I guess I'll have to deal with this. I'll continue playing, yes... I just won't look at Link the same way again. I mean.. right-handed? Damn...
..IMVU. I actually like this shiz, yo. Wierd, eh? Never thought I'd freak over 3D Chat. It is, like the subject of this entry says, pretty damn 'BITCHIN'. Yeah. I managed to get a few pics.
From the most heart-warming moments:
To the hottest semi-sexual encounters:
IMVU is fun for the whole family. (or at least those with functional brains)
It's 4:14, or something and I just woke up less than an hour ago. Why? BAHAHAHAHA, 'cause I so can. For the first time in a long time I'm rreeaallyy comfortable. My dad's blaring his rock in the kitchen like he does on his good days (which is music to my ears.. literally), and I have my heater going. I tend to wake up freezing my nuts off.. dunno why. To top off this relaxation, I have a delicious Hot Pocket & a coke. I know, you're going; "COKE? Where's the PEPSI!?". I don't know that, either. I actually made another AMV. It sucks, though, 'cause I suck. I got Director's status on my KeyFlameProductions account on youtube. I was proud of myself.. wanted to tell someone that over the phone but I guess it jus' didn't happen. I started playing FFXII the other night when I was 3-waying(not like that) with two other people. I stopped, though. I dunno why. The Playstation is still on.. and my T.V. is off, but I just don't feel like getting up to cut it on. Or even moving my hand more then five inches to get it, either. Lazy? Fuck yeah. <3
Oriental Ramen is like one strong orgasm in my mouth, yo. Like, "MMM, MMM-MMM." <-- that, but more extreme. I use to like two other flavours, but now I may just stick with Oriental.. my other fav. is Picante Beef. Some people I know say Picante Beef is 'too hot'. ..Too hot? Not hot enough. Spicy = best. Oh, yes; Laura Branigan is keeping me company at 4:30 in the morning. Wait. WHY the fuck am I still up, anyway? I dunno. I may be contemplating new film ideas.. or maybe feeding my semi-addiction to myspace? I'm not as addicted to it as everyone else is.. I check it twice a week. That's not too bad, is it? Ooo, wait. Fuck Branigan, the song just changed to Foreigner. I'm in quite the tranquil mood.. I was on the phone earlier, though. It was awkward.. either SHE hung up on ME or the gay-assed phone lost reception completely. Who knows. I sowwy person!(you know who you iz).